redneck

a kind fella from a place there aint no damn city traffic or city people that cant drive. we dip, we drive our big rusty trucks too fast, we drink beer, we drink beer while driving our rusty trucks too fast, we go muddin, fishin, real campin, not in that RV shit, hell ive wiped my ass with tree leaves. we have common sense and are able to fix anything on our own. Unlike dumbass city people who need to call some expensive Tech. to come work on your shit, cause ur too dumb to know that you broke it yourself. Ill tell ya what, thats a redneck Im a proud one of em

city folk- my tires flat! What should i do?
Redneck- fix that damn tire you lazy dumbass!

This is a true story right here, i was with a city folk.
It was about end of sept.

City- "this farmer better start watering their fields, the corns all dyin"
Red- umm its harvest season you dumbass city folk

by estay October 5, 2006

Redneck

A person or persons who sport camoflague jackets, hats, boots, and or shirts. One who hunts every weekend, uses "ain't and y'all" in every sentence, has no sense of humour if the joke pertains to themselves, overally uses the insult "faggot", and is extremely close-minded and stereotypical, if not ignorant and hypocritical. These can be combined to make a "redneck", some do not pertain to very few, but most pertain to these examples.

Redneck1: Hey, look at that faggot with the mohawk!

Redneck2: Yeah, he must be gay.

Mohawk Faggot: *Shoots them both*

by Crestfallenman July 24, 2008

rednecks

People who fuck there sisters, farm, like G W Bush, watch nascar they love the dead dude earnhardt and his rednack ass son, they speak like there retarded, they like driving gas guzzling chevy pickup trucks and make stupid fucking saying like git r don and watch walker texas ranger and wave rebel flags all over and make fun of people who have real jobs not being someone who picks up shit at a rodeo.
Thats a goddamn redneck.

that damned rednecks he's fucking his sister while drinking busch beer and watching nascar.

by cky2k4ever April 3, 2006

redneck trifecta

redneck's 3 favorite things

incest, bestiality, & moonshine

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

redneck

noun: often racist, ignorant unintelligent low-class (whitetrash) denizens of the south east side of the USA who love two things: their sisters (not in a good way) and NASCAR. Rednecks make americans look bad because of their extereme ingorance and tolerance for cheap beer and cheap ciggarettes and their tendency to live in trailers. Not always poor but (often are) maintain a low-brow view on life.

that redneck just drank 24 cans of busch and grabbed his sisters ass

by #1 stunna July 16, 2004

Rainbow Flag Redneck

A redneck who acts very homophobic and acts very straight. But in the inside is the fashion loving, home designing, hayyyy boy.

hey cleatus see my ford

yeah i see it.

aint it hawwwttt cleatus?

wtf no its a car you Rainbow Flag Redneck

by Jfedstheman June 1, 2009

Rednecks

A person or group of people who are discriminated against and called "stupid" by people on urban dictionary who can't even correctly spell stupid. They tend to like to hunt and watch NASCAR. Most are quite intelligent, though because people today are so close minded they aren't seen like that, they are usually described as quite ignorant. THEY ARE NOT RACIST! There is a difference between a redneck or a country person, and a hick. Hicks or hillbillies are racist. The Rebel Flag DOES NOT STAND FOR SLAVERY it stands for Southern Heritage, and yes rednecks tend to wear the rebel flag on clothing and etc. Get your facts straight people, and don't try and say something like "they are uneducated" about some one you don't personally know, if you can't even correctly spell a 4 letter word your own self.

Person 1: Rednecks are dumb and racist.
Person 2: Actually we are quite educated, the state forces/forced us to go to school just like they forced/forces you to. We are not racist, actually we are probably more mannerly than you are.
Person 1: I guess.
Person 2: I don't guess, I know.

by CountryGirl... February 22, 2011