receiding haired manlet

A person whose hairline is receding. This person is also a manlet aka short man who wishes he was tall.

Wow johnson look at that receiding haired manlet over there.

damn hes short, I didn't know that they exsisted.

by bobby light69696969 October 27, 2009

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

reese peanut butter cup

When someone smears peanut-butter on someone's butt crack, preform anal sex and then have the other person suck there penis.

wow some chick totally reese peanut butter cuped me yesterday!!!

by Alec :) October 14, 2008

Halloween Recession

It it what happens a few days after Halloween. After all the good candy is gone. You have gone from eating Snickers and Kit Kats to Smarties and Jolly Ranchers. When this happens..you have a Halloween Recession on your hands.

The Halloween Recession has hit at our house. We are down to the hard candies and dums dums.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife November 10, 2010

Reese's puffs

Sudden inflammation of both the labia majora and minor. Commonly seen after using more than three fingers.

In hopes of spicing up the fingering session, Tommy stuck a fourth finger in Susan's vagina. Susan felt a weird sensation and knew she had Reese's puffs.

by Stiff socks August 4, 2017

Day at the Races

When someone goes to visit a strip club to wathc strippers dance.

Hey Tony, lets have a day at the races tonight.

by Justin February 20, 2004

recessionista

Someone who makes do with what they have in these tough old financial times, and looks fabulous whilst doing it.

Morgan: I don't know how Mary manages to always look so damn fine - last time I checked we were getting the same salary...

Nicci: I think she does that whole second-hand store, bargain bin thing.

Amy: Yeah man, she's just a regular recessionista.

by AydeKay March 23, 2009