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IB rage

The phenomenon in which an International Baccalaureate, or IB student, enters a fit of rage induced by not immediately understanding the subject matter taught. It may cause the student to violently rampage and choke other students, slap them with hand sanitizer, and remove their hands from the steering wheel while driving.
After Kyle was destroyed by the preterite vs. imperfect tense in Spanish class, he went on a rampage. He abused hand sanitizer, got a verbal warning, choked another student, broke a pencil, and nearly caused a traffic accident. Senor Spaedt identified this as IB rage, and stopped Kyle from being OUT OF CONTROL.
by Knupps March 18, 2011
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Java Book of Rage

A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.
Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
by Jimmi April 11, 2005
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rage cage

When men gather at Mr. Tan's house to get totally wrecked only to dance off into the night and end it with extreme vomiting and alcohol poisoning.
Man that rage cage at Tan's house was fucking crazy, I almost died.
by michael covin December 9, 2008
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rage wank

To wack off vigourisly for 5 - 10 minuites until your cock is red raw, sore and floppy....
Ever had a rage wank???
by monsuire rage wank April 26, 2007
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Ragebarf

To rage and barf twice at the same time; characterised by seizure-like spasms involving glazed over eyes, incessant cursing, and vomiting.
Jon: did you see my grandpa's sagging tits slop over on your pizza? Mike: Yeah, I totally ragebarfed toward the wall.
by Mr.Payne December 26, 2008
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rage monster

Someone who has exceeded normal levels of anger to ascend to incalculable mode of rage
After seeing his brother get stabbed, John got so angry he became a rage monster
by Manticore76 June 22, 2016
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Power Rangers

A childrens tv show starting in the 90s in which all villains exploded into sparks for no apperant reason and nothing was ever accomplished.
Red ranger- ill punch you, alien thug made of shit

alien thug made of shit- (explodes into sparks)

red ranger- great job gang, lets do exactly the same thing tommorrow

Power rangers- yeah! its not like we do anything else or have familys right?
by Gojirasaurus April 23, 2010
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