Meat and rice

When meat produces a white sticky substance

Becky needs to go eat meat and rice.

by Meatandricer.net June 5, 2018

evan rice

A prick an asshole who fucks hoes and gets money

Evan rice fucked both of my sisters and when I confronted him he shot me in the leg.

by Dmb April 18, 2017

Rice Valve

A part on a car, whether good or bad, that chances performance or sound from factory standards. Also any part in need of repair or replacement that makes the car sound bad or look stupid. Examples include a squeaking engine belt, aftermarket exhaust, super or turbo chargers, or any malfunctioning part of a car, like a noisy engine that is worn out.

Also, any time a Honda or other foreign car that somebody revs really hard or tries to floor it, making the car sound loud as hell. After hearing this one would comment on the Rice Valves in the car, even though they don't exist.

Abbreviated as Rvalves.

Dude, did you hear the exhaust on that car? Must have some monster Rice Valves in it!

I floored my car yesterday, I thought the Rive Valves were gonna explode!

Person 1: Man, my A/C belt is squeaking.
Person 2: Sounds like you need to get your Rice Valves replaced.

by Tiger Trainer November 13, 2009

Rice Fairy

A very flamboyant Asian Man kinda like Richard Simmons but Asian.

I was in china town during gay pride week and there was nothing but rice fairy's everywhere .

by depravity69 December 20, 2021

Rice cooker

Someone lame or boring

“Blake is such a rice cooker”
“Stop being such a rice cooker”

by Diane m. January 27, 2019

rice a roni

when you take beer, robitussin, and mushrooms

this took two hours to write rice a roni

by marshmallowmayty August 17, 2019

Rice wife

Bad bitch

She broke up with him because she didn’t like his new car. She’s such a rice wife.

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018