Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.

That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.

by Daddy-to-your-mom-and-dad-to-u March 11, 2019

retartd

Someone who acts stupid or someone is mentally disabled. Or just acting like you’re mentally disabled.

Making weird faces and making mentally disabled nosies and being retartded

by ColdWitchNipples May 3, 2019

Retarded question

A question that should be so obvious you just seem retarded after you ask it. Or any question that is common sense and you ask the question anyway.

Retarded question example “does the Grand Canyon have water at the bottom”

by Mynameismichealmyers October 16, 2021

ballin retawted

An expression of good fortune. A way of saying "good job"

-Mike I got an "A" on the test!!

-BALLIN RETAWTED

by Short Bus Boyz September 30, 2008

life-retarded

when somebody hasn't the common knowledge or experience needed to get through a day without asking for help.

life-retard: how do you cook beans?
friend: you're life-retarded.

by christopherwordgenius August 17, 2011

profoundly retarded

A person who, if examined, would not be considered mentally handicapped, but due to the nature of his actions and decisions one would assume he has mental deficiencies.

Me: I saw Luscious walking up to random people telling them they smell like hot garbage.

Friend: Leave him be man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard April 18, 2018

youtube retarded

Someone who has no idea how to use youtube

Bianca is soooo Youtube retarded. She had no idea how to find the video of a dancing dog.

by TechnicolorfulLife April 5, 2008