Big Fat Pussy Queef

Is when.. you or a female friend have a fat moose knuckle that queefs louder than most.

Damn Janey, that was a nasty big fat pussy queef.

Big fat pussy queef!!!!!

by Jerry spawnsworth November 1, 2019

queefdust

the vaginal form of cropdusting (casually leaking a fart while you pass someone's cubicle)Especially useful when you want to discourage a guy from spending all night downtown.

when you're tired of him down there, queefdust his face to discourage his efforts.

by ebus April 2, 2009

queefgel

Gel to put in a pussy to stop a girl from queefing

I had to use queefgel on this bitch so she didn't queef.

by queefgel June 16, 2009

Queefl

A group/session of queefs in a row. Similar to a pod of dolphins, a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a school of fish, a queefl of queefs.

Man, you should have heard Amanda's queefl the other night. That shit was righteous.

by Steve Quifl February 15, 2013

Queef Muffler

see "porn stash" for similar meaning.

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?

by Dick davis March 7, 2014

queef god

Simply the Goddess of all queefs! Only the greatest queefs come from this being.

Man, she's a queef god.

by thatoneguy33135 July 14, 2014

queef slurper

somebody who likeuhdeh drink dem nipprefarts

"He slurped my queef!"
"What a fucking queef slurper."

by bodaciousbosi7 September 3, 2016