Mikey Punch

When a male soaks a females lady parts in sweet tea with a sponge for 75 seconds, then proceeds to slurping the sweet tea out.

Jim: aye what’d u give her
Mike: a little Mikey punch

by johndickens69 March 12, 2018

Diddy Punch

The term originating in the incident in which Diddy punched a guy in the jaw when he took offense at Diddy chatting up his girl.

He diddy punched the fool who was talkin up the girl he brought to the party.

by Sterces October 18, 2008

Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin

by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019

Falcon Punch

Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.

Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!

by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013

Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily

You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched

by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020

crescent punch

a punch to the balls, given to a deserving douchebag. in a motion similar to an arc, or crescent.

While waiting at an intersection, I noticed that a douchebag runner was running in place next to me to keep up his heart rate. I gave him a crescent punch.

by diddymane January 27, 2011

Paka Punch

To degrade or make worse than an original

I paka punched my PS5, now I have a PS3

by Paka Boi June 12, 2022