squat pump

squating onto someone's waiting hand, holding a thumb up. you land on their thumb then repeat. works as cardio and foreplay ;)

wow that squat pump work out really made my legs hurt!

by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017

pumping the petunia

bow chicka bow wow

pumping the petunia

by henryapelian look it up September 11, 2011

On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2016

river pump

The act, or effect, of exercising (push ups etc.) just before embarking on an intertube trip down the river. This temporarily enlarges your muscles, with the desired result being a more impressive appearance to the opposite sex.

Instead of tying up the raft he was on the bank working on his river pump.

by T. H. Wilson May 31, 2006

bicycle pump

being defined as having a woman lay down on her back then proceed to take another woman have her rub her vagina and pump her legs as if riding a bicycle

bicycle pump can be defined as Meera laid on her back and spread legs open as Milani proceeded to rub her vagina as Meera moved her legs in a circular motion as if riding a bike, "yeah pump me"

by tarobaap6969 January 9, 2017

pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.

"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"

by Big Jerms August 23, 2005

Pump & Dump

A hooker or a hook-up girl that was used the night before. She is usually seen looking for a ride. Could be partially dressed or a little messy with the personal hygene. Lipstick is smeared, wearing a mans shirt, stinky..

The pump & dump was seen hitch hiking trying to get a ride back to town.

by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007