I caught my wife poking her pudding last night!!
Why do women always want to poke your pudding when yer having sex?
Why do women always want to poke your pudding when yer having sex?
by puddingpoker October 11, 2009
Get the poke your puddingmug. when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!
yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!
by abdoolio February 1, 2008
Get the false promise of puddingmug. The unknown substance that people consider pudding to have a amazing catastophic burst of flavor in your mouth as you eat it. Created for the soul purpose of eating and confusing your friends. It is chocolate and yellow at the same time.
Sabby: Hey bro wanna come over my house and make some yellow chocolate pudding?
Robert: Yea dude i have been craving some all week.
Robert: Yea dude i have been craving some all week.
by The Bohon February 4, 2009
Get the Yellow Chocolate Puddingmug. I was spanking it and had to shit. I was getting close and didn't want to stop, so I decided to drop the bread pudding.
by starklawyer February 27, 2011
Get the drop the bread puddingmug. by Firehawk21_2001 February 21, 2014
Get the Alabama pudding popmug. Offering your friend your partners 'sticky date' after ejaculating into/onto their anus. Commonly known as 'sloppy seconds'.
by Geeza123 September 30, 2009
Get the sticky date puddingmug. by F4N4TIC August 17, 2010
Get the Pudding Stickmug.