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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Man, I really need to take it easy with the spicy foods!
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pulling a puckett

When school consists of two parallel courses that must be completed in tandem, a person habitually puts one off in the exclusion of the other. This backfires when one course can go no further until the other has caught up. This causes stagnation.

Primarily used in a school setting, but can be applied in business or professional with two projects or courses of action.
Did you hear about Joe? He pulled a puckett with his English requirement. Now he's stuck again, just like he did with Legal.

Now don't go pulling a puckett again!
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alabama lip pucker

when a girl in highschool or middle school sucks dick and loses virginty at a young age
Kelsey is an alabama lip pucker from middle school til now
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or some such horse puckey

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".
(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.
by Telephony November 20, 2021
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