potter-dickhead

A Harry Potter stan who is toxic and cannot get a social life/a harry potter fan who uses LMFAOOO-, 😭😭😭😭BDISIEHSHDHS, etc.

potterhead: haha yu ar gey noob
timy: no yuo potter-dickhead
potterhead: dude u made fun of my name
me: stop being toxic DICKhead

timmy: get a social life

by ForzaHorizon June 24, 2021

Harry Potters Vagina

When someone thinks they are strong and smart, but are neither !!

Wow, he’s like Harry Potters Vagina !!

by Beard3dWonder October 28, 2019

Justin Potter

A nice man who works at the Sheraton!

Woah! That is a nice Justin Potter!

by ironman1996 October 23, 2019

Harry Potter-y

harry potteresque

the vibe was very harry potter-y

by Microwave22 December 9, 2022

Great Harry Potter Fan

A person who claims to be a big fan of Harry Potter only after discovering the saga thanks to gadgets, buying scarves, wands, and necklaces. And maybe he hasn't even seen all the movies.

I'm a Great Harry Potter Fan!

Wow, the Gryffindor emblem!

I have a Slytherin scarf!

by Seaaver May 9, 2019

Harry Potter

A lifestyle.

'Hey! So what are you doing tonight?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Bogan Harry Potter

When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.

Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"

Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021