by azzaboyooo October 18, 2008
Get the hot potato voice mug.When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.
Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
by jimbo99 December 12, 2009
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Giant potato shaped pods found in half life 2: episode 2 that come from xen and attempt to consume eli.
OMG! Look at that massive space potato! It's eating eli! Oh no! Shame I can't shoot is, as this is a cutscene to make the game more dramatic!
by eiwets666 March 12, 2011
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Get the Cunt Potato mug.A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.
Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!
by Choco Ison April 3, 2009
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The act of inserting one or more hot potatoes into someone anus. Usually being done after an abusive anal sex. Papa Potato should not be confused with Mama Potato, which is the act of inserting hot potatoes into a woman's vagina.
The Papa Potato maneuver was publicly unknown for a long period of time, until a recent rise in it's reputation. It is extremely popular in the middle east and Latin America, where it is frequently practiced near campfires in national holidays.
Also known as "Don Pataton" in Italy.
The Papa Potato maneuver was publicly unknown for a long period of time, until a recent rise in it's reputation. It is extremely popular in the middle east and Latin America, where it is frequently practiced near campfires in national holidays.
Also known as "Don Pataton" in Italy.
by George W Second June 1, 2007
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