potato conversation

an in depth conversation that primarily revolves around the subject of potatoes.

i could just pop a potato in my hand with the raw one and bam potato conversation

by potatoenthusiast July 15, 2021

potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

potato bob

Similar to something of potato quality. Can be used as a verb or noun. As a verb it means to fuck up or do something badly. As a noun it refers to a person of less than desirable quality.

Yo check out potato Bob's shoes.

Man, the Warriors potato Bob'd a 3-1 lead.

I messed that up, call em potato Bob.

by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017

potato blood

Potato blood is what you have in your veins when you have spend your whole life on the field and farming potato

"I have potato blood in my veins" "everyday is potato " " potato is life"

by xXDragonZlayerXx May 23, 2017

Potato hug

Hugging without the use of arms. The act of leaning affectionately.

I had my hands full bringing in the groceries but my husband wanted a hug so I gave him a potato hug instead.

by Soupislove November 10, 2019

Potato Cough

A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.

“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”

by GillyB3an February 14, 2019

Potato Server

You typically use it when you want to say that a game is laggy or the connection is trash like fuck (usually a multiplayer game).

Originates from the game Rainbow Six Siege.

Person 1: Dude the game is lagging so much I can't even play.
Person 2: Ofc, they have potato servers.

by Starsade February 28, 2022