HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise

vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs

by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024

Flip A Poodle

Performing a U-Turn in an intersection after a stop sign.

Sam had to flip a poodle to head back to the garage sale.

by Z_Free May 25, 2024

boy to the poodle already

Having hard sex

Damn! Let’s boy to the poodle already! It’s been a week since I’ve seen you!

by Butter Bald Boy August 11, 2024

Propeller tah-poozie

An act of rotating yourself clockwise or counterclockwise, doesn't matter, while shitting and jizzing at the same time. The regular tah-poozie is an act of simultaneous defecation and ejaculation, while the propeller one is.. i just explained it.

Jarx just ate at Arby's and decided to perform a propeller tah-poozie while squatting on a roomba

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Different cups of tea for different poodles

1. A phrase that means different people like different things.

2. A substitute for the more common colloquial different strokes for different folks

1. I don't understand why John insists on taking the long way home, but different cups of tea for different poodles I guess.
2. I'm not sure what Laura sees in Paul. He's so gross. I guess it just goes to show different cups of tea for different poodles.

by a,sjdb March 7, 2024