Poopenfreude

German word for when you leave the dog alone for a couple hours and as soon as you come home you can smell the "treat" they left?

I opened the door to my home, when suddenly I had Poopenfreude.

by bostonjerk March 28, 2015

poofie flower

The fluffy, white flower you're supposed to make a wish on and blow it away.

I saw the biggest poofie flower and made a wish.

by Thid April 27, 2017

Pooper Nuka

when someone goes to the toilet and has an extremely explosive shit. Pooper nuka could also be a plumbing company in the post nuclear world but in 2018 it is yet to be classified as a real company

"man, I had such a bad pooper nuka this morning, and the world fell out of my arse"

by Wheelerv May 20, 2018

pookie ass nigga

A bitch nigga ; one who is trippin

Bruh you’re wrong you “ pookie ass nigga ” go home .

by RealNigZzz October 14, 2018

Pooper Scooper

A sex act in which a girl takes a shit on a man's dick. Then the man uses his penis to scoop the poop into a condom (bag for dog shit) then he places the filled condom in the girl's ass (the trash can).

You would not believe how messy the pooper scooper was when I was with Yolanda last night. She left that shit in her ass until after I left.

by ninth.undertow July 30, 2019

poomierials

Those who creep through the night and ruthlessly scratch your bones. They may live in walls, Attics, basements, or just generally outdoors. If you come across poomierials, run. Fast.

Hey what's that sound in the ceiling?

Oh it's just Timothy in the attic, he has itchy bones.

Wow, he must be a poomierial.

Yeah, that's why we sealed the attic, poomierials are ruthless but they aren't too smart, he just wanders around in circles up there now.

by The_Reggie_Poom November 6, 2020

Pooie

Something that is not right or didn't turn out right

Hey Jimmy do you like my painting "um sorry its kinda pooie"

by Irishdirectioner April 22, 2021