poop

replaces any word that you're too lazy to think of

Can you go get me the poop?

by Annie December 30, 2003

Poop Face

The face kids make when they're pooping

Hey what's with the poop face?

by D-Monkey February 25, 2018

Front Poop

When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.

me:Dude, my pants are so tight..

friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop.

by FB.com/Trenton.the.Terrible July 24, 2011

invisible poop

When you poop and there's nothing to wipe up. The toilet papper comes out clean.

Hey, I just had an invisible poop.

Cool. Save the rainforest.

by WadeDillon November 17, 2007

road poop

The frozen, brown lumps of snow, salt and sand that fall off your vehicle in the winter.

I just spent a half hour shoveling the road poop off the garage floor.

by frozencanuck December 21, 2008

Cat Poop

What weed looks like to some moms.

*Knocks on door and walks in to room

Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?

Me: ...because it is weed.

Mom: Can I see it?

Me. ...sure.

Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!

by Sean Pollock July 17, 2013

oh-poop

A phrase said when somebody is hurt or angry and is trying not to cuss in public

"Mother Fu-... I mean Oh-Poop!" The kids looked at tom as he stubbed his toe.

by TEH WORD MON July 20, 2017