Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”
Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”
Person 1 : “For real hey?”
Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”
Person 1 : “For real hey?”
Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
by anonymous April 21, 2023
Get the Side Pokemug. The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war
Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death
Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death
Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?
Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.
Person 1: ... bummer.
Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..
Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.
Person 1: ... bummer.
Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..
by fury of a taco September 1, 2011
Get the poke-a-tunnelmug. Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021
Get the Poke-Manmug. To send a meaningless message to someone in order to notify them that you're waiting for an answer if they're being inactive. This used to be a feature in live messengers (i.e. WLM) before they fell out of style
1: "Yeah, looks like the meeting's been rescheduled."
2: "Ah. When is it now?"
(silence for like 30 minutes)
2: "Poke"
1: "SHIT I thought I pressed enter"
1: "It's at 2:30"
2: "Ah. When is it now?"
(silence for like 30 minutes)
2: "Poke"
1: "SHIT I thought I pressed enter"
1: "It's at 2:30"
by FyterX July 25, 2023
Get the pokemug. 1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.
You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.
by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011
Get the poking the hammug. by QueenoftheJungle2020 July 16, 2020
Get the poking circlemug. 