Poodle

A woman's pubic hair

Last night I had to give the poodle a trim.

by Wordsmith 8080 May 1, 2015

pleasure puddle

What a girl leaves after intense pleasure. Usually found on bed sheets or a car seat.

"Yo, dawg, Shwanda left a pleasure puddle on my sheets after we did it last night."

by stir-dawg January 11, 2008

puddle

The collective noun for a gathering of dudes engaged in random douchebaggery. The term refers to the anal drip that sometimes manifests from the use of a douchebag.

The puddle of douchebags lurking at the bar made it impossible to get a damn drink last night.

In that puddle of douchebags, he's the vaseline-covered tip.

by AltonDarwin January 3, 2009

paddleasstastic

Extremely good, particularly in a sadomasochistic manner.

"What did you think of that film last night?"

"It was paddleasstastic"

by Muggz November 6, 2003

Piddlestrap

A small cloth covering for the male genital area. Includes a patented strap at the back which differs from the normal G-String. This strap can be tightened to block the flow of urine from escaping the clothed area. Many doctors warn against Piddlestraps, claiming that excessive use can lead to sterility. This has yet to be proven.

Customer: Hi there, I'm looking for a fetching new undergarment. Something snazzy, but with ample support for my pant banana.

Salesman: Right this way sir, we have a fine collection of Piddlestraps in the Underwear section.

by Tib. Crespo November 7, 2007

puddle butt

cumming in your partners butt

corey turned that girl into a puddle butt

by duke u May 8, 2008

paddle whacking

Masturbatory term.

I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011