child please

"'Child please' is a nice way of saying, 'f*** you!'"
-Chad Ochocinco (AKA Chad Johnson)

T.O.: Chad, you suck at football!
Chad: Child please!

by Child, please! November 15, 2011

please dont eat my cheese

an epresion usualy said when someones cheese is being eaten. the epresion could varry however from "i would verry much apreciate it if you did not injest my moldy cow milk." to "put my cheese down before i blow a fucking hole in the side of your head bitch!" the epresion "please dont eat my cheese" could be acompanied with sobbing, angry grunting, or an ocasional wimper.

bob: yum this cheese shur is good! greg: please dont eat my cheese.

by Daniil fortygin 2006 May 16, 2006

please

over polite word to be used at random points in the sentence to either show great gratitude or sarcasm.

'what of it please?'
'what were you thinking please?'
'please, get out of my quim please.'

by Annie and Ed October 17, 2003

nigga, please

An exclamation used to disagree with someone on a subject.

"Cocktease Caitlin is a nice young woman who loves to have a good time in healthy, wholesome ways."

".....nigga, please, that bitch is a nasty ass ho dat suck mo' dick den dat bitch named trixxxy down da skreet"

by Loserkidz2389 July 21, 2004

Pessi

The finished player that plays in an aldi door dash uber eats league PSG and fraudulently robs individual awards and ballon dors. He cannot score a single non tap in without Xavi and iniesta on his team. He never shows up in big matches and commonly ghosts while goatnaldo is scoring hattricks. Pessi can only win major trophys with VARgenFIFA. He fruaduantly won the world cup with penalties and was carried by the other goat dybala.

Did you see that world cup match yesterday?
Yes, Pessi missed a pen.

by leyemster March 1, 2023

Nigga Please

A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a gangsta effect. The phrase originated in the ghettos of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).

Negro version:
'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass'
'Nigga please!'

White Cracka verion:
'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass'
'Nigga please! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone!"

by WooForSam October 8, 2007

pleasantly toasted

The perfect stage of drinking alcohol between buzzing and drunk.

By the third round of shots, everybody was pleasantly toasted.

by Eric Demonic October 17, 2006