Billy’s Pet Rock

David

Billy’s pet rocks name is David.

by AverageBreadEnjoyer April 12, 2023

pet neem

a generally ugly creature that can be kept as a bet. they are sexist and very rude.

hey look at my pet neem poo

by Jelly lun February 4, 2016

ER's Pet

A student who is known for his legendary procrastination abilities and still manages to get good grades from his teacher ER. In doing so, he does not have to kiss his teacher's ass making this word the exact opposite of a Teacher's Pet. There is also a possibility of the teacher liking the student for his procrastination abilities.

YungBB: Yo man what did you get from ER this term?
Leg-end: I got a 8/8 man
YungBB: What a fucking ER's Pet

by skaaaa May 31, 2018

pet fret

When an animal owner worries over the well-being of their pet when away.

Stop pet fretting. Jane is so good to animals. I'm sure your dog will be fine when you return.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Huggy pets

The sensual kiss, that you crave, followed by a hug all while being pet very inappropriately; sexy petting and hugs.

*something sad occurs* Baby I need huggy pets pleaseeeee!!

*get horny and stammer around like a child* huggyyyy petssssss. huggyyyyy pets.

by Fordyum April 26, 2021

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

Pet Brush

a word used in the place of almost any noun.

Dude, do you have another pet brush?
Yeah bro, its in the pet brush on the counter.

by blulip.for.life August 12, 2011