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A place in the countryside one drives to to smoke weed. Usually a patch of concrete or grass off road used during harvesting, hidden by trees/hedgerow in a farmers field. A good patch would have nice scenery, little mud and uneven ground, be discreet (no tyre tracks that can be followed and car can't be seen from road) and be able to cater for a few cars at once.
*If the farmer comes in his truck looking pissed off and with a gun tucked under his arm, run/drive/fly. .fast.

*Who are the twats that always leave munchie-rubbish everywhere? BAIT! Patchs are used by farmers too. .

*Having car lights on in the dark so people can see you on the road. .bad idea.
by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009
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nasty patch

The patch of hair on the lower back right above the ass.
Yo dat bitch be so nasty dat she got dat nasty patch all up above her ass. it look like a small animal, b!
by JAK IV December 29, 2007
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Pachosa

a person who THINKS they're extremely bad ass and claim to know everything about gangs and drugs. They also think they are amazing fighters but constantly get their asses kicked.
Don't fuck with Pachosa
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Patch

A person with red hair accompanied by, but not limited to, red pubic hair. Usually pale skinned and freckled. Someone who looks like a walking talking Cabbage Patch Kid.
Jim: I saw a particularly grotesque patch leaving the church on Palmer St. the other day.

Mick: What was a patch doing in church? It's not like they have a soul to be saved anyway...

Jim: Word.
by The Zaric October 15, 2011
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cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.
"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."
by T. Clark Crawford June 14, 2005
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patchy pussy

A muff of vaginal hair that looks as though it attempted to swallow a lawnmower, and lost.
Joe: How was Kathy last night?

Mark: Damn, she had one hell of a patchy pussy!

Joe: Did she down a 40 before she shaved?

Mark: Sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!
by Jenenena October 1, 2008
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Cabbage Patch.

Noun, (Cab-age Pat-ch); A Term That Refers To The Females Reproductive Organ As Well As There Anus When Connected By A Thick Patch Of Pube's, Ergo The Name Cabbage Patch.
Cabbage Patch. Female Pube's Sex Booty Bush
by Quents! March 7, 2010
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