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riley parent 

A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.
Yo Riley Parent got that big dick right?
riley parent by Big Aus May 31, 2018

ur parent lgbt 

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both
ur parent lgbt
no us

Mob parenting

A group of three or more people working together to raise a child.
Looking after a child between two people seems like an administrative nightmare, I'm looking into mob parenting
Mob parenting by RemainInLight October 1, 2019

Alex Parent 

Someone who has the worst opinions when it comes to anything
Alex Parent the n64 is not a good purchase
Alex Parent by GeckoGamer91 October 17, 2020

entitled parent

that person who needs to try the healing crystal brand: mind your own fucking business. with mind your own fucking business you can fuck off and see the world over the brim of your naga hat.
did someone speak spanish to someone else entitled parent? how about you mind your own fucking business.
entitled parent by Baron The Great December 9, 2020

Lazy Parenting 

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
Lazy Parenting by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021