carl punch

when you beat the crap out of carl

who wants to meet up and do a carl punch later

by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

doggo punch

Right when you get home and your dog runs up to you and gets on its hind legs to greet you, putting its paws on you while hitting you with said paws. It is most effective when the owner has been gone for more than six hours. The ultra rare Final Form Doggo will actually be able to kill with its flurry of punches.

Guy walks through the door to his home, and the dog runs up to him and doggo punches him a little. The guy then puts down his bags from work, gets the leash and proceeds to walk the dog to satiate its excitement.

by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016

nuclear punch

when someone punches you so hard it causes physical or brain damage and makes you look like one ugly mother fucker

damn George has just been nuclear punched
shame he looks like one ugly mother fucker now

by chrisjan2001 June 2, 2017

sponge punch

Fisting an unshaved vagina.

Best method for sponge punch "You've got to punch the sponge to plunge the clunge" -Gavin Free

by Binaryjutsu February 7, 2015

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004

Milner Punch

May cause broken rib, and or intense bitching. Other side affects include pain all the fucking time.

I milner punched charlie and broke his rib.

by y0 m4m4 15 m1n3 August 14, 2010

platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.

"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"

by FossysForehead June 5, 2020