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Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.
Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.
by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022
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Pumpkin head

Somebody with an pumpkin head. If your head looks like a pumpkin and shaped like an pumpkin and orange like a pumpkin.
by Kalebtheking January 8, 2021
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The Smashing Pumpkins

The Smashing Pumpkins are an American Alternative rock band originating from Chicago. The band was formed in 1988 with Billy Corgan as the frontman, guitarist and the primary composer, D'arcy Wretzky as the Bass Guitarist and Jimmy Chamberlin as the drummer. A pretty fucking good band back in the day and I wish I wad alive during the time they were mainstream, but sadly I was born in 2004.
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is the most kick ass album released by The Smashing Pumpkins
by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022
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Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.
Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!
by BigK22 August 28, 2023
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The Smashing Pumpkins

A kick ass alternative rock band who are criticized by lovers who listen to mainstream pop music on mtv or listen to some clubland bullshit.
The Smashing Pumpkins is one of the best bands ever hands down.
by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022
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Pumpkin Patch

2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)
*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018
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john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta
by Will F24 December 11, 2018
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