pumping the petunia

bow chicka bow wow

pumping the petunia

by henryapelian look it up September 11, 2011

squat pump

squating onto someone's waiting hand, holding a thumb up. you land on their thumb then repeat. works as cardio and foreplay ;)

wow that squat pump work out really made my legs hurt!

by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017

like pumping

When you keep setting one popular profile picture 3 times a week. Could potentially become a mental gym.

- Darling, are we gonna sit and finally eat?
- Sure Sweety, give me one more second! I am setting my page for like pumping. (Sets an already existing profile pic with 130 likes as default)

by Banja Luka Forever February 22, 2014

Lil Pump

A X-SoundCloud rapper who dropped out of Harvard to become a full-time trap rapper. He is known for saying “ESSKEETIT,” which is a combination of the three words “lets”, “get” and “it.” Many would say he is a “mumble rapper.” But honestly who gives a fuck. Many would say he is stupid, but I’d honestly like to see them haters make it to Harvard. He is part of “Gucci Gang,” a gang known for wearing expensive clothing.

Lil Pump: “momma told me Lil Pump wolnt be shit, told that bitch I could move these bricks”

by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ August 17, 2018

On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.

Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2016

pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.

"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"

by Big Jerms August 23, 2005

Pump & Dump

A hooker or a hook-up girl that was used the night before. She is usually seen looking for a ride. Could be partially dressed or a little messy with the personal hygene. Lipstick is smeared, wearing a mans shirt, stinky..

The pump & dump was seen hitch hiking trying to get a ride back to town.

by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007