Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO.
"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008
Get the lean positionmug. Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
Get the Positive vision of the futuremug. by WhiteGorilla666 November 20, 2017
Get the pole positioningmug. When a 3 man and 1 woman are in a room, one man puts his dick into the mans ass, and that man puts his dick in his other man's ass, then he puts his dick into the women's pussy
by why yu luk April 8, 2021
Get the Collateral positionmug. strategically leveraging foes so that you are in a position where you are either unharmed or less so, while your foes suffer more when facing a common threat.
root words Gefea Inimi
root words Gefea Inimi
The Chinese Communist Party used Gefimcious Positioning to avoid the wrath of the Japanese Empire while weakening their Chinese Republic rivals
Allowing them to win the civil war later.
Allowing them to win the civil war later.
by chingureul mananeura Shy shy s November 2, 2023
Get the Gefimcious Positioningmug. A 5-some position
A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.
The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)
The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)
Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer
A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.
The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)
The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)
Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer
Man last night I had ur mom, sister, aunty and grandma over, got into the addition position, best night ever
by Skucnal April 23, 2018
Get the Addition Positionmug. Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
by DaExplosion August 28, 2023
Get the Tested Positivemug.