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this mf has the biggect BootyCheeks ive ever seen on a man
i mean the ckae is perfectly like an oval and this mf has some on the best arch ive seen around bro like hot damn
Milo Stickler: Patch Lastname get them big BootyCheeks out of here right now
by leverticus tomerticus April 29, 2022
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Patches

Calm down patches.
by MexxiLuna May 8, 2022
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Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you
"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022
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Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.
Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."
by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022
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Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022
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mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde
“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”
by akakoziabw January 19, 2022
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Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.
by Millo92 January 21, 2022
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