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Old fella

"Jim whipped his old fella out to take a leak"
by nzowl December 15, 2003
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old tip

A condition in which the tip of the penis becomes visibly older than the shaft and the balls, slightly resembling the face of Benjamin Button. Most commonly results from unprotected sex with loose women, however, only a small number of cases are reported each year – possibly due to shame.
Ex. #1. (Tyler)– Hey Ben, did you hit that tv reporter from last night? (Ben)-Yeah, bitch gave me old tip!

Ex. #2. (Fallon)-Hey old tip, have you ever seen Benjamin Button? (Simon)-(Sigh) Oh, you mean the curious case of every time I masturbate…(sobs).
by t.hevinj March 10, 2010
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old english

by BanginShorty4 August 13, 2006
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old boy

A shortened text for "good old boy". Often shortened to "ol boy".
A positive reference to someone as an ok kind of guy.
That old boy there is a pretty fair hand.
Who is that ol boy standing next to Ralph?
by ROWLV May 23, 2016
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Old North End

Boy, NASCAR sure is popular in the Old North End.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005
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old head

An older person (used disrespectfully). Usually an old head is in denial about age.
Look at that old head trying to get a job at McDonalds!
by Ami 06 May 13, 2004
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Old Marble Statue

When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.
"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."

"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
by diarrhea mouth? January 5, 2010
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