crunch on him

when you have a little fling going for someone

haley: who's that?

lauren: oh thays carson i have a crunch on him

by leledog December 22, 2017

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.

AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!

by IGotType69420Diabetes September 12, 2022

Catch him on his ones

Catch an opp alone

Wait til I catch him on his ones g it's on sight

by anonymous March 7, 2023

Him

The guy that gets tons of pussy and bitches

“OMG it that Tre Melendez, J heard he’s Him.”

by CHRIZZZY_90210 June 12, 2022

The original Him

Kiman to the muh fucking I
Kimani is the original him

HE IS HIM

Person 1: Damn that nigga jaylen really tryna be him
Person 2: he acting like he the original him every knows Kimani is the original him.

by The original him August 19, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025