pump and dump

act of shitting and jerking off at the same time

i only had five minutes alone in the bathroom so i had to pump and dump

by the filty whore November 15, 2009

Trump Dump

A big turd sold at second hand stores and is graced by the retardation of Trump.

Man, that trump dump is huge!!

by MackSneale March 7, 2017

Dump Sucker

A harsh insult, used to hurt someones feelings. Implying that they suck on faeces. Usually used in conjunction with the phrase "Lick my rim, dump sucker".

"Lick my rim, dump sucker"
"You dump sucker"
"Go and suck some dump"

by R∞b October 10, 2009

the dump jump

When you're taking such a hard shit, that when it hits the water, it scares you/hurts you so much, that your only option is to jump.

Gabe : Duuudddee. My head hurts so bad.

Joe : What's wrong?

Gabe : I was shitting and it hurt so bad that I jumped in the air, slipped, and hit my head on my shelf of bongs.

Joe : Damn. The Dump Jump. Always thought that was some legend.

by LongJohnson21 December 30, 2013

Dump Jump

When you are having sex and you jump over your mate and poop on them in the air.

Me and Amy were having sex when she suggested I Dump Jump her.

by MAY01337 December 30, 2013

power dump

A sort of "atomic" shit delivered en force from an elevated position. Often performed by standing with feet on the crapper, and bracing hands on the wall.

"Holy shit, what happened in here?"
"I took a power dump

by general tsao September 25, 2003

Double Dump

When two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a shit. This positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a shit anywhere besides a toilet. This can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.

Me: Man my stomach hurts
Josh: Mine does too!
Me: Time for a Double Dump! Bring your beer!

by Barnaclebill September 26, 2011