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Nerd Assault

Nerd assault occurs when an average or mediocre student outperforms a nerd on a particular assignment or exam, and subsequently informs the nerd that he/she was beat with minimal or no effort.
Dick - "Hey Nerd, what you get on that exam?"
Nerd - "91 percent."
Dick - "Wow. Good job. How long you study?"
Nerd - "About 14 hours."
Dick - "Cool. I only studied an hour before the exam and got a 94 percent."
Gary - "Haha Dick. That's some nerd assault."
Related Words
An individual who studies stem. And cant party bc their nerd body needs 8 hours or more of rest. Also, needs many breaks
Person 1: Imma go drinking with coworkers every night this week
Person 2: don’t do it
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: cause you got nerd body
nerd body by StemNerd August 6, 2018

nerd ass nigga 

nerd ass nigga by emiliano142345 February 15, 2019

Nerd Bomb 

To say something that only an uber nerd would know to answer a question.
Teacher - What is the square root of pi?

Nerd - (without thinking)1.77245385

Some random kid in class - NERD BOMB!!!
Nerd Bomb by blonde haired midget January 15, 2010

nerd lover 

Usually a girl who sees the value in "intellectual" boys instead of the popular guys and jocks. They have trouble finding a relationship, mainly because of their shyness.
Girl 1: "What is Jei doing, starting off dreamily at such a geeky looking guy?!"
Girl 2: "Don't mind her, she's a nerd lover.
nerd lover by clericalwonder June 27, 2005

nerd whispers 

Instant messages exchanged between two people in the same room who could easily be talking.
I didn't want Tom to know what we were doing tonight, so I told Justin in nerd whispers.
nerd whispers by Jeff Rubin February 19, 2006