Nerd assault occurs when an average or mediocrestudent outperforms a nerd on a particular assignment or exam, and subsequently informs the nerd that he/she was beat with minimal or no effort.
Dick - "Hey Nerd, what you get on that exam?"
Nerd - "91 percent."
Dick - "Wow. Good job. How long you study?"
Nerd - "About 14 hours."
Dick - "Cool. I only studied an hour before the exam and got a 94 percent."
Gary - "Haha Dick. That's some nerd assault."
Usually a girl who sees the value in "intellectual" boys instead of the popular guys and jocks. They have trouble finding a relationship, mainly because of their shyness.
Girl 1: "What is Jei doing, starting off dreamily at such a geeky looking guy?!"
Girl 2: "Don't mind her, she's a nerdlover.