Mother nature

Any external unstoppable force so strong and so unpredictable that it cannot be quantified. Humans have grown to think about themselves as masters over their environment, but when face to face with mother nature, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Only the wise will understand and accept that nothing, not even humans and their scientific prowess, can control mother nature. The fool, on the other hand, deludes themselves into thinking that they are impervious to anything.

Be smart, don't ever underestimate mother nature.

COVID-19 is mother nature's wake up call that the human condition is and always has been fragile. Apparently, some very special individuals did not understand her wake up call and continue to live life accordingly to their rules. We call those very special individuals "anti-maskers".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 7, 2021

All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.

"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."

by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021

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by hiraeth.13 April 22, 2021

Nature's anti-lube

Noun: Sand; specifically it's detrimental effects on the act of attempted coitus on a beach.

"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."

by spookfish May 9, 2021

Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.

Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection

by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021

Nature's Ritalin

Nature's Ritalin is a natural plant called Khat. It doesn't make sense that Khat is illegal in some places since Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine (The 3 active ingredients of Khat) may be stronger than coffee, but they're far weaker than Adipex, Ritalin, Adderall, Desoxyn, and Cocaine. Khat is weaker than Ritalin and Cocaine yet it's illegal?! That's retarded. Legalize Khat! We legalized Kratom, We Legalized Weed, now legalize Khat. Khat is growable and you can extract the Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine with Juice from freshly squeezed lemons, or with 960ml of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 40ml of Muriatic Acid (40% HCl acid). With lemons, you get Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. With HCl, you get Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl. Khat is Nature's Ritalin and Cathinone is the main ingredient that keeps you focused for around 2 to 3 hours+. It's just a plant. They're just afraid that the plant will cut down on big Pharmaceutical profits.

Tony: I grew khat, picked the khat leaves, extracted it with lemons, and drank the juice.

Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin! So relaxing.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 25, 2024

Nature's Ritalin

Nature's Ritalin is Khat. 100g of Khat contains 36mg to 100mg of Cathinone, 60 to 120mg of Cathine, and 8mg to 40mg of Norephedrine. Khat can be extracted with lemon juice and lime juice to yield Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. The active ingredient is Cathinone. It can also be extracted with 960mg of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water), and 40ml of 40% HCl (Muriatic Acid). Leave in lemon and lime juice for a few hours, then chug. Do not heat it up, or the Cathinone will decompose to far less active Cathine. Nature's Ritalin (Khat) lasts 2 to 3 hours. It helps you focus and feels like a strong energy drink, only cleaner. It's weaker than most drugs. Khat is weaker than Speed, Coke, Adderall, Ritalin, and more.

Tony: I extracted Khat using lemons and limes and waited a few hours. Then I chugged it.

Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 26, 2024