"I had this super cool milf last night that I made my nut intern" "nut interns are the best because they believe anything"
by Mamasdrunk March 30, 2015
Get the Nut internmug. The instance when you masturbate to a scenario that occurred earlier. Your mind manipulates the situation, and you imagines the way it could’ve gone. The ejaculation usually feels very good.
“Today when I saw that cute girl in a swim suit during health, I thought about it later and busted a scenario nut thinking about how I could have fucked her.”
by abcdefgnow March 16, 2019
Get the Scenario Nutmug. Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).
Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.
by mortalesteban May 19, 2010
Get the Nut Punchermug. used to say that someone is laggig in their work or falling behind dragging the "whole team" down
derived from the term "not the sharpest tool in the shed" well a "rusty nut" is not even in the shed its that random thing you found in your yard that you keep just in case you find what it goes to
derived from the term "not the sharpest tool in the shed" well a "rusty nut" is not even in the shed its that random thing you found in your yard that you keep just in case you find what it goes to
by N8andmcdcrew August 4, 2009
Get the rusty nutmug. by Realalwayswin November 15, 2021
Get the Hold nutsmug. A sexual act (more a game really) - the process of a male soaking/dipping/coating gracefully his testicles in a substance with the overall aim of having ones swingers licked clean of said substance by a lover.
For this purpose, honey, cream, jam or peanut butter is preferable as to give the Licker a satisfying mouthful.
For this purpose, honey, cream, jam or peanut butter is preferable as to give the Licker a satisfying mouthful.
Over Snapchat -
Boy: Wanna do something freaky when we meet in the local park tomorrow after my dads gone to work and your homework is finished? Xx
Girl: Like what baby who I love so much? xoxoxoxoxxx
Boy: Soggy Nuts is always a game I've wanted to try xx
Girl: Ehm yeah totes! Just don't cum inside me, Mom would kill me xxxxxxxoooooooxxxxxx
Boy: Wanna do something freaky when we meet in the local park tomorrow after my dads gone to work and your homework is finished? Xx
Girl: Like what baby who I love so much? xoxoxoxoxxx
Boy: Soggy Nuts is always a game I've wanted to try xx
Girl: Ehm yeah totes! Just don't cum inside me, Mom would kill me xxxxxxxoooooooxxxxxx
by JaeJae171 April 26, 2017
Get the soggy nutsmug. by bartholemew blowjob April 5, 2010
Get the cunt nutmug.