Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

Bullshit Principle

The idea that everything on the internet is fabricated for likes.

I wasn't sure if Kim Kardashian actually made shoes from organic spinach, until I saw a making of video by my favorite YouTuber, and in that moment, I knew that even the Bullshit Principle couldn't disprove my belief.

by MarintelliVonderClaus March 7, 2023

Clusterfuck of Bullshit

Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit

Michael: Dude, I just keep getting rejected left and right, this is a Clusterfuck of Bullshit!!

Chad: Damn man..

by Saint Nick the 4th December 20, 2021

Bullshit Ben

Ben Gibbo, from Tipton

"I haven't used coke for 2 days!" said Ben Gibbo, from Tipton.

"Well that's Bullshit Ben. Dave subbed you a bag in Legends last night"

by Gingo June 2, 2024

Bullshit

The concept that you can only love someone once you love yourself

What do you think of the idea that you can only love someone once you love yourself?

It’s bullshit. I hate myself but I still love my mom??

by Shimmermoon01 July 9, 2019

Bullshit

When Julia likes Ian for no other reason other than that hes cute.

Fuck this bullshit

by mmhgndvfkjnbg January 29, 2020

money talks and bullshit takes the bus

It is the same as Money talks and bullshit walks, but this phrase was said by Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie The wolf of Wall Street

People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.

One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus

by Ernie58 August 4, 2017