Myspace Train

Any of those obnoxious bulletins that some of your emo/scene/whatever friends post occasionally. It's usually called something like "Capcom Train," "Toy Box Murder," "Silent Hill Train," or anything similar, and it's basically a bulletin promoting some sort of group or club.

Inside the bulletin are pictures of the group's members in order of rank, as well as a billion clickable links to add the people AND group to your buddies list and groups list.

But get this. No matter WHAT THE HELL the train is called, no matter WHAT THE HELL this little club is about, and no matter WHAT THE HELL the rules are, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING member is emo. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING member is a camera whore. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING member has the infamous myspace angle with weird black hair covering half of their face with eyeliner on. It's just... annoying.. to see that kind of thing ALL the time.

*someone posts a new bulletin*

Typical Myspace Train:
"Toy Box Murder"

*clicks*

"TOY BOX MURDER!! OWNERS: *shows display pictures of two emo kids* CO-OWNERS: *shows even more emo kids* MEMBERS: *shows the biggest list of emo kids you've ever seen in your life*"

"What the hell is this??? The gathering of the scene whores??

by Someone who likes metal July 7, 2007

myspace terms

Set of words used to describe how close you are to someone else. If you know someone enough to add them on myspace, then you are in myspace terms.

#1: I met a guy yesterday, but we only said hi and talked for one second
#2: I see...
#1: Do you think we're on myspace terms yet?

by humans are scary May 28, 2006

myspace spot

The spot in ones vision that appears when they have taken countless pictures of themselves. Progressive forms of the condition are found in groups (especially groups of girls).

person 1:"What's wrong with your vision?"
person 2:"I don't know"
person 1:"Wait a second, I saw your myspace and it has like 50 pictures of yourself in the same relative location. Have you been taking alot of pictures of yourself?"
person 2:"Um, yeah"
person 1:"I'm sorry, you've got myspace spot..."
person 2:"NOOOOOOOO!!"

by Thackeray November 5, 2007

Myspace Deceiving Default

A trick people use on Myspace where thier default makes them look totally hot and when you lurk the rest of their pictures, turns out they're ugly as fuck.

Jessica: "Wow, look at this guy's default! He looks so fine!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"

by Alina! March 14, 2009

Myspace whore

Someone who claims to have 'lots of friends' and a 'busy social life' yet manages to log on to Myspace for at least five hours a day. They must have 394504659 friends or else LOL. They blog about everything from the MCR gig they attended to the fact they lost their eyeliner. They dream of logging on and seeing NEW COMMENTS! NEW PIC COMMENTS! NEW FRIEND REQUESTS! Etc, etc. They take a million pictures every day and choose the two most flattering and normally up the contrast to hide their spotty skin and add some shitty emo caption underneath to make themselves look 'creative'. In most pictures they are pouting and not wearing a lot. In others they're at some HxC gig with a bottle of beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other despite the fact they claim to be STRAIGHTxEDGE. They post bulletins every .576553645 seconds saying things like: 'comment my new pics BIATCHES! ILY! Kthanxbi.' Be warned that no scenesters or Myspace whores look anything like their pics in real life! LOL!

TiaTERROR is such a myspace whore.

by 4444 August 12, 2007

Myspace Picture

A myspace picture is one that is not necessarily of a high or low quality, but was taken specifically to be posted on one's online interweb profile (myspace, facebook). Generally this picture is taken at a wild obscure angle, in a top of head to chest pose, or in a bathroom mirror. This picture is also usually depicting a person that is sad, emo, seductive, completely blank faced, or is having a giant unreal smile. This is different from a myspace photo, which is mostly about greasy hair and the need for people for to

I love ur new myspace picture.
Thanx! I'm gonna take a new one right now!
k...
Oh man it is posted LOL. COMMENT on it PLZ (myspace comment)
Is this the exact same picture?
No it's a brand new one!
Oh... hawt!

UR new pic is zooo amazing! You are the cuitest evar.

by circuspunk January 28, 2006

Myspace Tom

1. A guy who goes around looking at myspace profiles and reporting people so that they get deleted.

2. The guy who actually deletes them.

1. Because of Daniel's lack of friends, he has extra time each day to hunt down underage myspace users and report them. Daniel is a myspace tom.

2. I didn't do anything wrong and my myspace got deleted. Thanks alot, Tom!

by clockwrist August 22, 2008