Mustache Unicorn

The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.

My pet Mustache Unicorn dose not go outside without their golden monocle.

by Pegastash February 7, 2017

mustafa arslan

A middle aged Turkish man who claims to of punched a cow and killed it. Only a select few have encounted such a godly being as they tend to favaour the number '81' and like to gamble large quantities of cash at the casinos.

Wow did you see that bloke?
Yep, that's a mustafa arslan

by Dorum April 11, 2017

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Mustardmouth

Mustardmouth is a descriptive word used to poke fun at a person with yellow teeth. The term was coined by a viewer in a TwitchTV chat room, in late October of 2018, during a live broadcast of the “Bubba the Love Sponge” radio show. The host of the show (Bubba) was ribbing a co-host (tuddle) about his dirty yellow teeth and referred to tuddles smile as the “yellow bridge”, when the viewer typed back a paraphrased version of the cutdown “Mustardmouth”. The moniker stuck and now tuddle is forever known as “Mustardmouth”

TODD - Is Patrick on meth and chewing tobacco? His teeth are really yellow.

BUCK - Yeah, he has a real Mustardmouth. Hahahaha

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

Mustafacan

SEXY , GETS ALL THE GYALS, LOVES TO FUCK, CHILL DON , most common name in turkey or cyprus, LOVES VIOLATING WHOEVER HE SEES

Get out of the way before mustafacan violates

by Mustafacan December 15, 2020

knuckle mustard

A fluid like substance originating from the penis of a overly tall half asian male.

Yo Chris you just got knuckle mustard all over Jonny's butt pussy.

by The Punanilope September 14, 2007

chunky mustard

n. noun. Adjective.weed some good weed, not the stuff you bum off of your friends weed you smoke to achive a perfect high, delving into a Katt Williams Philosophy that once in your system nothing matters, almost always kush weed

man gone off collard greens and chunky mustard!
this is thicker then some chunky mustard

....what?

by Elkdog June 30, 2009