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Murder

I'm not making a moral argument either so whether or not it's 'wrong' is irrelevant. Now that I think about it, I'm essentially arguing the ethics of being Freddie Kreuger.
Hym "That isn't the argument shit-brain. The argument is that it's ethical to murder your kids. Freddie Krueger is unjustly killed under false pretenses. At the moment of his death, his choices are A. Die an unjust death and allow the people who killed you to get away with it or B. Become a dream spector and murder their kids. It is ethical to choose B. He ought to do it. Whether or not it's moral is irrelevant. Therefore, you deserve to have yours kids murdered for this. And ideally, they have been."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2024
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Murderized

When the DMR is Warzone is too OP...
I murderized the whole team
by FLbM January 1, 2021
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MURDERATION

The act of wanting to murder someone coupled with the feelings of adoration.
Jill had deep feelings of Murderation for John
by anonymous February 6, 2022
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murder

An act of killing someone, it’s basically a crime where a pupil attacks another pupil with a weapon , and the attacked pupil dies, If you murder someone, you will be arrested with a really long prison sentence, so it’s best not to do it, if you murder a majority of pupils, and are caught by the American cops, you could be sentenced to death.

Person1: Hey, I’m going to murder a random ex-comedian via shotgun,
Person2: Dude, you are seriously fucked up, you will go to prison for this, dumbass
Person1: Fuck off i’m doing hitman shit I’m doing this for $50,000
Person2: You are a mental motherfucker I’m not being friends with you anymore

If looking for the act where a pupil kills another pupil with “bare hands”, see manslaughter
“Hey! Did you hear that Ryan got convicted for murder? He is in prison for life.”
by Eric44 May 30, 2019
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Murdered in the face

Use this word when you have a concern for your safety
I don't want to be murdered in the face while visiting Tacoma Wa

Someone might murder me in the face, while I am in Seattle Wa
by jrwwoollff August 23, 2019
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Murder Wand

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business
by murder wand May 19, 2018
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Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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