michigan

MICHIGAN-the worst state in the US, here's a coupla reasons:

1.) michigan wolverine football team sux balls, because theyre on a 5 game losing streak, aginst OSU!,

2.) how does it feel to lose against Appalachain State?

3.) all the women there, are actually men

4.) their team in the 2008-09 season, the detroit Lions, went 0-16.

and that is why MICHIGAN SUCKS

ps...OHIO STATE BUCKS RUUUUUUUULE!!!! -foreva muthafucka!!!!

michigan=Shit and Trannies

by ohio foreva muthafucka March 19, 2009

mulching

you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.

i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.

by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003

muichirosfuturewife

a very cool kny tiktoker ig 🙄🤞

person 1: hey! muichirosfuturewife just posted a new video!
person 2: whats that..?
person 1: a kny tiktoker!
person 2: ooh let me see!

by verycoolpersonig October 15, 2021

Muichirorighttshoe

Person who LOVES muichiro would do anything and everything for muichiro
If you hate muichiro they hate you

They love making giyuu slanders

"hey you know muichirorighttshoe?"
"OMG yes they love muichiro!"

by Muichirorighttshoe March 15, 2022

muichiroily

midchiroily is a problomatic kny tiktok creator she is so mid i wanna cry bro desveres all the hate she gets. she makes me wanna scream bc of how mid she is

person 1: who’s muichiroily??
me: a rlly mid person u dont wanna know
person 1: bro she sound sooo mid

me: bc she is, shes the middest ever

by tbhhdouma October 16, 2022

Munchitasking

A play on multitasking, to munch and do other tasks simultaneously.

Of course I'm working, but I'm eating too! I'm munchitasking!

by Amo221 November 9, 2012

Michigan Monkeypie

When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.

Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."

Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"

Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"

by C Phantom September 3, 2012