Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*
"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee
by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018
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Suck your "mans" dick month

This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..

Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems

(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)
Hey Rylo it's suck your "mans" dick month...are you participating

Ofc
by Victoria #1 Beastie October 02, 2023
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17th of every month

Good bro: Bro what are you doing in my ass hole it’s the October 17th you’re Supposed to be in your girlfriend today not me

You: oh my bad I got the 17th and 18th mixed up.
Good bro: it’s all good you have the 17th of every month with her one time with me
by Donaldfuck October 17, 2019
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Six months Me

I giga chad that passes all giga chads
For example six months me is destroying you
by Willmo69 March 11, 2022
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Wilhelm Month

fams were replacing pride month with wilhelm month, we remember and pay respects to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and ditch all people who were born in countries which were allies. also we beat up zoophiles and server owners
by thisismedictionary February 11, 2023
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For this month you have to let your girlfriend pay for any dates, food, etc. You deserve prince treatment <3
Omg it’s National let your gf pay month, let your girlfriend treat you to a meal you deserve it ;)
by KendrickLemar April 12, 2024
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13th month pay

-Section 1. All employers are hereby required to pay all their employees receiving a basic salary of not more than P1,000 a month, regardless of the nature of their employment, a 13th-month pay not later than December 24 of every year.

-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.

-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.

Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.
agent: Hey! did you already get youre 13th month pay??

agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!
by REPS(name) December 14, 2009
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