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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

by JermoeASFrealnotfake March 1, 2022

When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.
by realrealbananapeel September 9, 2023

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird
Me: Americans are weird
by Pooplead September 22, 2020

by Jason magpie August 3, 2021

A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.
A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.
A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.
by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024
