milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk

in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"

by curtis450 December 22, 2017

Matt Milk

See a pool of murky liquid in the corner? You guessed it, thats matt milk. Matt milk is a liquid form of moldy bread. It can spontaneously occur near a matt and drips down every surface that a matt lingers on.

Ew get that matt milk away from me.
TBH matt milk is kinda tasty

by noobstertheBIG September 9, 2022

morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest

I spilled my morning milk all over her chest

by Methusala June 18, 2018

millimeter milk

The little bit of milk (or any other liquid) you leave in the container so you are not responsible to throw out the container.

Tom: Hey Jim, why didn't you throw out this milk jug
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it

by Mister Doctor Zeus February 10, 2019

milk minute

Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.

he will be back in a milk minute.

by cutefirework March 9, 2022

milk pool

The ejaculation of one into his or someone else's bellybutton thus making a milk pool

Bro i totally milk pooled her last night.

by Milk Pool December 30, 2017

Milk Pudding

noun; a food with a custard like consistency which is a common Japanese snack.

hey have you tried milk pudding?

it's splendid!

by lava lamp mudkip July 23, 2016