Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day

Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson

by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019

payden mathieson

a stuck up hypocritical bitch who's mom goes on facebook complaining about kids being assholes to her daughter. but get this, her kid is the biggest asshole there is.

person 1: you know payden mathieson?
person 2: yeah, that shark looking bitch?
person 1: yeah, how'd you know?

by Juliana A.K.A JFS December 8, 2019

quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.

1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"

by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020

callum mathie

annoying little cunt!

why would you run over my sandwich? you’re such a callum mathie

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Dirty Matisse

A Dirty Matisse is a free gentle spirit that loves to jerk off while watching porn.

Ben was watch porn and started to do a Dirty Matisse.

by BakingSoda22 October 28, 2020

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021