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masterhating

hating ones self for missing the opportunity to score
Person1 : AAh! i hate myself for not getting with that chick.

Person2 : dude...stop masterhating
by bob_da_builda October 18, 2010
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masterlating

To be the only person to show up late to a group meeting or event.
I've been masterlating to the last six events, the boss won't be happy if I am tardy again. late, tardy, not on time, procrastinate, behind
by joecoolthefool August 19, 2015
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masterpotation

Microwave a potato, then fuck it! Then profit
Masterpotation is very fun Lauren don't judge!
by LollyHammer December 1, 2015
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masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.
I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.
by IDONTMIND June 11, 2016
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Mastergration

Someone who is going to be a master's graduate
He/She is attending his/her mastergration ceremony.
by The Best 2316 May 22, 2016
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Masturbation radiation

Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard
i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose
by MMBBHH July 9, 2016
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Masturbationer

A man that camps on a roof and has a girl steam profile pic
The insult often used by salty victims
Star is a stupid masturbationer
by TehChanMan September 4, 2017
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