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Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.
Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!
by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008
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Murder

A crime which almost half the people who commit it get away with it. Killing another human being.

Not all forms of killings are considered murder. Accidental killings are usually not, although they may constitute a lesser offense such as manslaughter if done extremely carelessly. Self Defense killings also usually not considered a crime, but may constitute voluntary manslaughter if done with excessive force or under a mistaken belief that one's life is in danger. (Varies by circumstance extremely). In some countries, the death penalty is carried out and is not considered murder, while in most, it IS considered murder and is therefore abolished. In some states, lethal force is authorized if one's property is in danger. For example, if I see someone stealing a TV from my driveway, my life is not in danger, but my belonging is, so in some states, that alone is justification to use lethal force.
In some places, murder is punishable by death. This is usually only reserved for first degree, premeditated and planned out murder. Most often though, First Degree murder is punished by life imprisonment with parole eligibility after a certain number of years. Sometimes there is no parole eligibility. Second Degree Murder is usually punished by a fixed term imprisonment, usually around 20-40 years in prison, but in some jurisdictions, it's punishable by life with parole.

Even when a prisoner is eligible for parole, it's rarely granted for murder. In fact, parole eligibility serves a purpose mainly for mental health. A prisoner who 100% certainly will spend their life in jail deteriorates rapidly, while a prisoner with SOME prospect for release has an incentive to behave well and stay healthy.
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Murderous Turkey

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"
by Pop Pop Zucchini February 4, 2016
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phone murder

A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery

B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017
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Murder bingo

A game where you and your friend(s) watch the first 20 minutes of horror and make a list of who you think would die first, winner gets 20$ or makes the loser(s) do what ever they want
Sam: we should play murder bingo soon
Peter: what movie should we watch tho
by JustASimp March 7, 2021
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Murder brow

The brows of a murderer, psychopath or sociopath
by Not a crackhead December 24, 2020
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Murder Dubbs

Murder Dubbs is a Block in east oakland goes to tha 20s 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 and to the 29 it dont matter if is east 20s or the avenues is the block the dubbs lul homie. Murder dubbs has some blocks cut in half with stubby 300 and sum wit case 400 in my experience ive seen both but idk who rules the block? Anyways it look like is gentrifying so les keep it real 20s n keep deez rich asians n white boys out the dubbs cuz is a hood not a neighbor HOOD.
Murder dubbs WAYYY back in the days like 80s crack junkie era it was Tha Thwomps but Atm is called the Dubbs Rollin 20s If yk yk. Each block got its history all love to my case 400 niggas Akorn boyzz it gentrified over dere too but issa new gen we not gone speak onnat doe and my village boys 69
Yea nigga im from the Murder Dubbs 25th to E24th Kash Block e2400 !

All love to 28 avenuesss dont disrespect foe u get check'D!
by Kash2400BlockHugger December 23, 2023
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