A ugly retard who preys on younger women because he is not good looking enough also has a tiny penis
by Ovoturbovo April 11, 2018
A complete dick who doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone else except himself. He will do anything to ruin a persons day.
by stormzy555 December 28, 2018
He is the coolest guy ever. He has a lot of friends and girlfriends. His close friends are the best. He likes to dab on the quaders. He is the coolest, amazing guy ever. You should meet him.
by Matthewthenosesniffer December 04, 2017
by I am the urban God May 07, 2018
by BillyBobJoeWilly December 07, 2017
He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.
Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.
Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.
by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 17, 2019