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Matthew

Usually has the surname of Phipps, extremely smart and rather good at English. They tends to explain words we don't know with more words we don't know. Although, They is rubbish at accents They always makes us laugh with all their biblical banta! They love to make jokes that make us laugh but then tell us to be quite.... hmmmmm makes sense !!! But they a bit of a lad
Matthews prefers 9D and is the best English Teacher!!
by Biblical banta December 2, 2016
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Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes
Matthew is my friend
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A complete dick who doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone else except himself. He will do anything to ruin a persons day.
You don’t want to be called Matthew
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a boy who is REALLY ugly and stupid
I would not want to be a Matthew.
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Matthew is not a very smart person. He lacks smartness. In other words he is STUPID.
Hey look Matthew failed a test

That’s typical Matthew
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A ugly retard who preys on younger women because he is not good looking enough also has a tiny penis
Ewww look at the guy he’s such a Matthew
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Stop being a Matthew
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