Mars

Mars is a tall person with short brown hair and hazel eyes, they love reading and watching whatever they can find on TV. They are a loud person who can be easily hurt by words and hates everything about themselves. If you ever find a Mars, make sure you stick with them!

“Hey bro! Did you hear Mars got moved schools again?”
“Yea, it’s sad honestly.”

by Mars_:) April 6, 2022

Mars

My bestest friend. An amazing person.

"Yass Mars!! Go best friend!!!"

by jester_tbh July 4, 2022

Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021

Mars

A planet exhibiting whore behaviour its entire orbit around the sun. Also good name for a chocolate bar, someone should make that

Mars has a fat ass

by Sunflowers.shine.too September 1, 2022

Mars Mapping

Portugese fucker, he made a totally epic show called SSA, you should check it out.

A: Bro I heard Mars and pluto-dooto have drama.
B: Mars mapping better, redpilled, based, pluto no social credit + L + ratio + dont care + didn't ask

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 28, 2021

mar

the fortnite, roblox, minecraft god
THE FUCKING GOAT!!!!!!!!

why am is mar the coolest girl in the world what the fuck right now

by FART DADDY YUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHB April 19, 2023

mars

a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)

person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????

by alicethebitch July 17, 2022