BBY Mars is someone who thinks they are a god fortnite player. They are extremely gay and sleep with their younger sisters.
by Guuf_y October 7, 2020
Get the BBY Marsmug. A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023
Get the Mars Area High Schoolmug. by FART DADDY YUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHB April 19, 2023
Get the marmug. A: Bro I heard Mars and pluto-dooto have drama.
B: Mars mapping better, redpilled, based, pluto no social credit + L + ratio + dont care + didn't ask
B: Mars mapping better, redpilled, based, pluto no social credit + L + ratio + dont care + didn't ask
by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 28, 2021
Get the Mars Mappingmug. Mars is a tall person with short brown hair and hazel eyes, they love reading and watching whatever they can find on TV. They are a loud person who can be easily hurt by words and hates everything about themselves. If you ever find a Mars, make sure you stick with them!
by Mars_:) April 6, 2022
Get the Marsmug. 
Over the top (and cringe) of sucking up to #45 in return for access/endorsement. More than likely requires the BJ or other slavish worship to him.
1. How did that guy get Trump's endorsement. He sucks.
2. Must have given him the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug.
2. Must have given him the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug.
by NM83 February 19, 2024
Get the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hugmug.