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Love Mauling 

(Verb) The act being ensnared in a pit of claws, teeth, and furry death whilst petting a kitty.
Person 1: Oh HOLY CRAP! What did that cat do to your hand??

Person 2: The cat wouldn't settle for petting, so I got love mauling instead.

Love Triangle 

A situation that involves 3 people in which each person is attracted to (or in love with) a different person in the triangle; typically all feelings are one-sided causing situations of frustration and sometimes hilarity depending on the context.
"Hey did you hear Sarah asked John to the dance? He turned her down hard."

"Omg no way! I'll bet he wants to go with Amy. Too bad she's crushing hard on Sarah!"
"Man love triangles are confusing..."
Love Triangle by Howie P March 30, 2021

I love me jacket 

Straightjacket, so called because you hug yourself when you're wearing it.
Keep laughing like that and they're going to put you in an I love me jacket.
I love me jacket by Valerie6617 August 25, 2008

the red means i love you 

A popular song made by Madds Buckley that's been trending one tiktok and Spotify, and no it's not about lesbian period sEx it's about toga from my hero academia or MHA for short.
Person one: hey, do you know the song the red means I love you?

Person two: yeah, why?

Person one: well apparently it's about lesbian period sEx!

Person two:..... The creator literally said its about toga from Mha

love swing

a swing used to have mostly sexual intercorse with a partner
can be in a clear space attached to the ceiling or over the bed. most have different slots for the legs.
makes it easier for guys to shove there hard pokey sticks painfully into a girls vagina.
last night i pulled out the love swing on my girl, she freaked out and jumped right into it. she loves it.
love swing by Blake Hansen December 18, 2007

brokeback love shack 

A silly little place up the railroad tracks where two men can "shack up" for the night and fall madly in love beneath the stars, undisturbed to let the hands
wander and please each other...
Gary:Hey Curtis you know a place where we can be alone and play silly little reindeer games and watch the stars?

Curtis: Golly gee, a friend told me about this
" brokeback love shack " near here, there we can do what
we want and no one will ever know !