lobster sex

John Bobbit

Hey Lorena, that was my dick you liverface!!

by homosexual March 29, 2003

lobster

1. a small to medium sized crustacean that lives in the Ocean. Considered a delacasy, it is often thrown into pots of boiling water alive, just to get the flavor right.

2. An 18th century Brittish soldier. Called Lobster because of their distinctive red coats.

1. Man i feel like sea food toniht, how about Lobster?

2. Those Lobsters were brutal mean, but we beat 'em in the end!

by Digi Koala May 13, 2005

Lobsters

(n.) A combination of Crabs and Herpes.

Him: Baby I'm hornay.

Her: I can't tonight. I got Lobsters.

Him: whore.

by Dr.Mcufeelgüdd July 7, 2010

Red Lobster

When a man unwittingly contracts the STD crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (raggin').

You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with the red lobster.

by Goon, Ed Dogg, & T-Wolf December 29, 2007

loobie

A loobie is a poor skiier. Usually skis very rarely, coming up for major holidays, or week-long vacations. Generally disliked by more hard-core skiiers for clogging up the mountain.

Rich texans who go to Colorado during Christmas vacation are loobies

by borees July 16, 2005

Lobster Fingers

the act of inserting your finger into a menstrating womans vagina.

"Man, i got lobster fingers from that hoe!"

by Chris1234 October 9, 2005

Lobsters

unbearable crabs of the ass

God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina

by weiner_cream May 27, 2006