July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake

by Notwhitson July 09, 2021

July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

by Mr.smiles_XD January 02, 2022

July 26

Cute bitches only are born on july 26 (not all)

"Ohh its july 26"-girl
"It must be valeria's birthday"-girk 2

by Ahhaahahhacacahead October 28, 2019

July 17th

Fight your cousin day

On July 17th you have to fight your cousin

by Mlcg1 July 16, 2022

July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

by suga.is.bae August 04, 2021

july 16th

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

by Trapbart June 25, 2017

Julie Plec

She is a trashy trash, a bitch.

Person 1: I stan Julie Plec
Person 2: bitch wh- I mean tvd, the originals and legacies are good, but that bitch is racist, what she did, how she did it. Terrifying, poor Kat.
Person 1: SaY u Ar mY bAkAAaaaaAAAAaa! 😘🤩😍❤️
Person 3: *shoots*
Kat Graham: YAYYY WOHOOOO damn

Go buy a shirt with "Julie Plec" written on it, to clean your caca with it, stan phoebe tonkin secret circle, tvdu, h2o

by fictionalsimp July 16, 2021